Joy needs jokes

Dit is grappig: vul je eigen naam in op google en zet erachter 'needs', 'heeft nodig'. Dan gaat de zoekmachine dus vinden wat jij in je leven nodig hebt. Mijn vriendinnetje Christina deed het, zie hier haar resultaat. Ik heb het ook gedaan, en dit is dus wat ik nodig heb:

Joy needs…

1. Joy needs to delete files on error due to stuff.
2. Joy needs tragedy
3. Joy needs to be freed, because the sun pulls buds into being.
4. Joy needs a farrier (hoefsmid) that is gentle and willing to work with her.
5. Joy needs no wine.
6. Joy needs to be there when we're crying, too.
7. Joy needs to be near the heartbeat of our happiness in a delivery room.
8. Joy needs to tryout her products before putting her name on them.
9. Joy needs to go back to designing more household products.
10. Joy needs to spend some serious time in Bagdad
11. Joy needs a little help
12. Joy needs a better understanding of the nature of evil
13. Joy needs to have permanent clips attached
14. Joy needs an environment where life and law are respected
15. Joy needs the financial resources to help maintain her expanding program of life transforming ministries
16. Joy needs no haste!
17. Joy needs to marry an Englishman
18. Joy needs to be manufactured
19. Joy needs to maintain its fertile soil and provide well for all those who live and work there
20. Joy needs to take charge of a messy situation